Archive for the Funny Category

Go ahead and take a break from work, head over to the Reno 911! Miami The Moviewebsite and play one of the games, I played the Calling all Units one like 5 times, man- that is one hard game! I cant drive for nothing! LOL I ended up costing the city 106,000 dollars and only made 11,400! But I managed to get a bustin bonus of 4000. It would cut me off before I could really finish every time because I was sooo bad! LOL I hit everything! I thought it would be the easiest because it was about money- little did I know it was about driving! LOL The new Reno 911 movieis great, we rented it a this weekend. I like watching the show every once in a while so I had to check it out! Sure does offer up some comedy relief! I just love it when she accidentally blows up the car!! LOL

If you have not seen it yet you have got to go rent or buy it, it is super funny in it’s own silly way, not nearly as good as Knocked up, but close! LOL Joseph liked it so much he has been going around quoting it, I hate it when he does that after movies! LOL

I watched a movie on lifetime last night about a guy and a girl that dated, then broke up and every few years after a break up or something they would end up calling each other and spend a great night together, all in love and not knowing it, then the next day one of them would have to leave for one reason or another and they wouldn’t talk for years. The guy ran a business selling diapers online, but at the end it crumbled and he had to move back home, he called her and she was engaged… awwwwww… then, 6 months later she is still in love and calls off her wedding and runs to find him, but she thinks he is getting married… but he isn’t I screamed!! He loves you!!! Of course, in the end the get together and it is all happy and lovey…. I wish I knew the name of it!! Grrrr! But his diaper business idea was pretty neat, I was thinking it would have worked if he had dome ‘this this and this’ as I watched the movie LOL, always about business. The way he was running it and the site set up would have worked great for dog supplies or something, but the diaper business was not for him- he had a ‘baby’ as the site speaker, and it would grow with your baby, telling you what size and such- like I said, I think a dog growing up with your would be a little cooler. LOL And the design of his site was horrible!!

Only in America

| May 18th, 2007

Great email from my husband today- really makes you think! :-) If only these were not true! I cant decide which is my favorite!

1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America……do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America……do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America……do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America……do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

10. Only in America……do they have drive-up ATM’s with Braille lettering.